Sex Trek 1: The Next Penetration (1990)

Sex Trek 1: The Next Penetration (1990)

Studio: Moonlight Entertainment
Director: Scotty Fox
Starring: Devon Shire, Jeanna Fine, Marilyn Rose, Patricia Kennedy, J. B., Joey Silvera, Mike Horner, Peter North, Randy Spears.
‘Sex Trek’ is an incredible big budget parody of the famous T.V. series, complete with points ears, deep space probes, amorous aliens and the hottest sex this side of Uranus. Beam me up Scotty.
The crew has found life on the planet Uranus. The inhabitants are discovered to be assholes: a bean-eating, bad smelling, sex hungry form of female humanoids. As representants of the human race, the earthlings set off to exploit Uranus and its habitants.
The crew of the starship Plunderer discover Uranus is pretty smelly thanks to a*holes eating beans or so Mr. Sperm tells Captain Quirk (Randy Spears). So the Cap tell Lt. UWhore to find a way to get them down there. If they only paid more much attention to make the sex, what’s the word I’m looking for, oh yeah GOOD, and less attention to the horribly bad puns the movie would be a passable porn, alas that’s not the case. As it is this porno plays out like a raunchy porn version of recent SNL skits, even having some girl who acts like Maya Rudolph, but not nearly as funny (I know, I know Maya isn’t funny to begin with, but this Maya-alike is less funny still). Furthermore, the 2 of the women in the sex scenes look like they’ve been around the block a few hundred times and their nether-regions are NOT erotic, to say the least, they looked like overgrown turkey giblets. YUCK! Followed by 4 sequels to date.

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